tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6359948201345543044.post4607847164651774773..comments2023-05-06T07:36:08.290-06:00Comments on Cheesemeister and Crackers: Carl Paladino: Ebenezer Scrooge's DescendantCie Cheesemeisterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14871507564733240927noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6359948201345543044.post-13872522451257534442010-08-22T05:17:43.240-06:002010-08-22T05:17:43.240-06:00You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch,
You really are ...You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch,<br />You really are a heel,<br />You're as cuddly as a cactus,<br />You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch.<br />You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!<br /><br />You're a monster, Mr. Grinch,<br />Your heart's an empty hole,<br />Your brain is full of spiders,<br />You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch.<br />I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!<br /><br />You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,<br />You have termites in your smile.<br />You have all the tender sweetness<br />Of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch.<br />Given the choice between the two of you<br />I'd take the seasick crocodile!<br /><br />You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch,<br />You're the king of sinful sots,<br />Your heart's a dead tomato splotched<br />With moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch.<br />You're a three decker sauerkraut<br />and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!<br /><br />You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch,<br />With a nauseous super "naus",<br />You're a crooked dirty jockey<br />And you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch.<br />Your soul is an appalling dump heap<br />Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable<br />Mangled up in tangled up knots!<br /><br />You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,<br />You're a nasty wasty skunk,<br />Your heart is full of unwashed socks,<br />Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch.<br />The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,<br />"Stink, stank, stunk!"Cie Cheesemeisterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14871507564733240927noreply@blogger.com