Thursday, February 25, 2010

The Dumbest Things Beauty Queens Have Ever Said

These gals certainly do nothing to help put to rest the dumb beauty queen stereotype. Many years ago I was at a jazz music clinic and there was also a beauty pageant going on. All these girls talked about (when they talked) was makeup and hair spray. I stepped into the elevator with one and in an attempt to make polite small talk I remarked on what a windy day it was.

Her reply, in a breathless voice:

"ohhhhh! Reeeallly?"

Guess her stiffly sprayed hair failed to prevent the wind from blowing into one of her ears and blowing her brain right out the other side.
Read the Article at HuffingtonPost