Meet Lawrence Fishburne's Daughter, Loco

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Your father is Lawrence Fishburne. He's famous. He's got connections. So....you need to break into Hollywood by making a porn tape because....

Because "Kim Kardashian became successful after releasing a sex tape."

And you want to be like Kim Kardashian because...

And they call me crazy!

Gay Men Know Male Hotness

Take a look at this photo on my online pal Trent's gossip blog--one of THE only gossip blogs worth your time, by the way. The other is Gossip Candy. 

Feast your eyes on the photo that Trent has selected for us. Now, ponder what I'm pondering.

I like the postcard look. Very cool! I am also pondering. Why do my gay male contacts find the best photos of dudes? I love going to the blogs of gay male friends and seeing their "guy of the day" picks. I don't know why, but somehow we straight women miss something with this. Maybe we get too busy bitching about husbands/boyfriends and blathering about how to find the best quality food that won't break the bank for the week's groceries. Man...I'm starting to feel like a Stepford wife!

Lindsay Lohan In Trouble

Lindsay Lohan looks like a burned-out porn performer in her recent desperate attempts at sexy photos. She also looks at least ten years older than her chronological age. I'm not saying this as an insult, I'm saying that her recent behavior is out of control and she cannot stop herself from this downward spiral without intervention. The photo where she puts the gun to her mouth is a not very subtle cry for help. If this young woman does not get the help she needs, she will be dead in five years.

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