The Headlines as Written by Beavis and Butthead?

'The Runaways' Premiere: Kristen Stewart, Dakota Fanning, Joan Jett & Cherie Currie's Breasts (PHOTOS)

Sadly no. This is an actual headline from a Huffington Post entertainment feature. To make matters worse, it also contained this link.

Read why Kristen was prevented from groping Dakota during their kissing scene here. 

Okay guys. Just go download and beat off to your lesbian porn already. And please, don't tell us all about it in your next "news" headline.