Whatever Happened to Woo?

When I was young and naive, I dreamed that someday some good hearted fellow would feel such adoration for me as Victor Hugo felt for Adele. These days I just wish I could go to the sports bar and watch a hockey game without some hard-up idiot hitting on me.

I loved this article--but especially the picture of the dog in the tux!
Read the Article at HuffingtonPost