Colorado's craziest curmudgeon's colossal castle

I'm a curmudgeon, though I'm not a misanthrope like this honorable member of the Curmudgeon's Club. I think I need to start building a Curmudgeon Castle of my own as soon as possible. Living in a mobile home park is simply not a suitable arrangement for a devoted cynic such as myself. I will not be able to die happy until people can say "There's the castle of the grouchy old Cheesemeister."
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