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Showing posts with label funny shit. Show all posts
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Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Is a Mama's Boy Always a Bad Thing?


A hilarious question at the GuySpeak website postulated whether all men had a "packed" not to talk about the horror which is being a "Mama's Boy." Here was my reply to one commenter who stated that her guy was a "mama's boy," but that just meant that he was respectful to and had a close relationship with his mom, and she respected that.


I hope that one day I will be lucky enough to have a daughter in law like you!
My son and I have a very close relationship, which may mean that he's a bit of a "Mama's Boy" but he isn't a wuss, and I don't order him about. He's 21 years old and studying to become a pharmacist, and I actually do everything I can to ensure that he will be successful, including helping him with cleaning, cooking, and getting to school. I would like to think that I will be respectful of his relationship with his significant other when he gets one and I would expect the same courtesy from her.

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Baby Chestburster


Tunghoy says: That baby carrier vest must be great if you want to look like a victim of the chest-puncturing alien from the Ridley Scott/Sigourney Weaver movies. It should come with a toll-free number for Lance Henrikson. 

The Cheese says: I'd be happy to call Lance Henriksen to rescue my chest...I mean, rescue me from a chest burster. Thanks for the tip!
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Pube Dye!


I am sure you will all want to know this but my hair "down yonder" is still the same color it always was. The hair on my head is mostly gray, however. It started turning gray when I was 27. I'm now 45. I'd be happy to switch. My hair doesn't pick up dye. I have to bleach it, and that was destroying it. So I just said "hell with it, since when have I ever cared about winning any beauty contests?" I'm glad I don't have to dye it (my head hair, that is) any more. I hated the natural color, which was dishwater. It looks better gray.
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Crack Whore Jeans


The thong jeans are hot? Hmmm...If by hot you mean looking like a ten dollar crack whore, then yes.

For those crack whores who have no butt, you can add the Booty Pop to the Tramp Trousers.
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