On the outside I may be a frumpy, unattractive, middle-aged straight female curmudgeon, but Honey, this is my alter-ego!
Man, my lower back hurts. I am still waiting for someone to invent a pill to turn women into dudes during that certain unfortunate week.
I'd want to change back again but rather than endure a visit by my Aunt Flo, I would turn into a guy for a week--a wonderful, flamboyant gay guy, which is my internal alter-ego anyway. On the outside I may be a frumpy middle-aged straight woman, but Honey, my animus is pure Emmett Honeycutt!
