http://ping.fm/lbWqb All I can say is there are some serious cowards out there. Scum of the earth.

Secular Humanist Takes On New Atheism

I like the way Kurtz thinks. The acerbic atheists bother me as much as fundamentalist Christians do. Both think that their way is the only right way and refuse to consider other possibilities, while treating those who have different beliefs as if they are stupid (atheists) or evil (fundamentalists.) There is an arrogance involved in both of these ways of thinking that makes such people unpleasant to interact with. The only thing we know for sure regarding spirituality is that we don't know anything for sure. So why not keep an open mind?
Read the Article at HuffingtonPost

http://ping.fm/Eh8lb Telling y'all, the MyPlate app is the only thing that's motivated me to change my eating habits.

So unmotivated. Need to eat something and get ready for work. Booooo!

Protect girls from genital mutilation http://ping.fm/Xiuxk

My cats seem to be of the impression that I want to smell their butts. They keep sticking that part of their anatomy in my face anyway.

Sob...being forced to get off my tired old ass and walk the dogs. I don't wanna! I wanna go back to bed!

Robert Lanza, M.D.: Do You Only Live Once? Experiments Suggest Life Not One-Time Deal http://ping.fm/RSxPx

Wray Herbert: Fast Food Culture: Is It Speeding Up Our Minds? http://ping.fm/lhlZg

Samuel S. Epstein: The Dangers of Triclosan: A Common Anti-Bacterial Ingredient http://ping.fm/wk3V4

Best fuel up car and go to Costco in case the snow starts up again this afternoon. Envious, anyone?

Do not want to go to work tonight. Wonder if I'll ever again have a vacation. Last one was 2003 for brother's wedding.

This morning I am questioning my sanity regarding my harboring of cats. Several of them are being irritating butts.

Scott Mendelson: Dilemma of the token actress. Better to have poor female roles or no female roles? http://ping.fm/jSMuf

Why You Can't Work at Work | Jason Fried | Big Think http://ping.fm/PCIsm

cats Lafayette the Kitten dove into a full tub of water with me AGAIN tonight. Didn't learn the 1st time. Short on common sense much?

World Water Week, 2010 http://ping.fm/uKJWZ

No joke, People it is very easy to go over even a generous calorie limit eating at a restaurant. Learned using Livestrong MyPlate. Yikes!

No Spam Wanker, I am not interested in meeting any of the sex partners you might be hoping to hook me up with. Trip to STD clinic? No thanx.

Direct TV, you weenie! The big snowflakes are upsetting the satellite dish.

Animal Anarchy: Portrait of Leon http://ping.fm/3OvkM

cats My cat is mountain climbing. I am the mountain. Unfortunately she used my boob as an outcropping to latch onto for her ascent.

Devon James PICTURES: Photos Of Tiger Woods' LATEST Alleged Mistress (NSFW)

After Michelle "Zieg Heil" McGee, this one is just a boring, run-of-the-mill skank with plastic boobs. McGee really lowered the standards for skankdom. Tiger must be glad about Jesse James, because Jesse's bad taste makes Tiger look good even if he is a cheating dawg.
Read the Article at HuffingtonPost

Aww crap, don't tell me I actually have to get up and make myself useful. I don't wanna! Waaaahhhh!

Kimmel's Revealing Interview With Michelle 'Bombshell' McGee (VIDEO)

Smokin' crack, maybe.
About Jimmy Kimmel
Read the Article at HuffingtonPost

Alexander McQueen's Ashes To Be Scattered On Scottish Isle

Sad that often the most creative among us are also very troubled. Rest in peace, Alexander.
Read the Article at HuffingtonPost

Steve McQueen Never-Before-Seen & Nearly Nude PHOTOS

Often not being deliberately sexy is the sexiest thing. These photos accomplish genuine masculine sex appeal. McQueen wasn't trying to be "hot," he was just being himself.
Read the Article at HuffingtonPost

Choosing which groups will benefit from the HUGE sales of the forthcoming Cheesemeister Compendium, All About Alvin. All proceeds 2 charity.

The Rude Pundit http://ping.fm/37eai

Things that drive me nuts: the cop on CSI Miami wearing tight WHITE pants at a filthy crime scene and the pants never get dirty. Puh-leeze.

Abra-ca-yuck! The video of the day that came up on my MySpace page was of Jesse Shames' fellow tattooed skank Michelle McGee. Bleah!

The Meatrix http://ping.fm/5d6mO

Wintour, Kors Talk Eating Disorders http://ping.fm/geKch

Coupon for Brazilian or French bikini wax in my inbox. Don't know the diff but getting me short hairs yanked out by roots doesn't appeal!

Sneezing fits SUCK! My all time record is 65 sneezes in a row.

F**k these weak a$$ plastic forks! (Maybe I should invest in some actual cutlery?)

Holy crow! Mimi's crispy parmesan chicken is 1880 calories! Glad I only ate half. Eat out a lot & its easy to go over 2000 calories a day.

Deepak Chopra: Why is happiness so unhappy? http://ping.fm/bZfBk

cats 'Tis Teh Suck! I'm a bit allergic to my new kitty's fur. Never give him up though. Just means more antihistamine for me. :-p

Dragging self from crypt out into sunshine. Bluh! Must stop self from biting jugulars of noisy neighbor kids. Who are nice kids but LOUD!

Worth 666,000 Words http://ping.fm/NbX8z

Really must get out and walk the dogs. It's a rather decent day weather-wise.

Auschwitz Death Camp Doctors' Documents Found http://ping.fm/42uvi

Sandra Bullock, Jesse James and the Topless Tattooed Nazi

If Jesse James was making a Nazi salute, he deserves for it to be the end of his career.
Read the Article at HuffingtonPost

Paul Szep: The Daily Szep- True Love http://ping.fm/HRGyw

YELLOWDOG GRANNY: HEY REPUBLICANS.. a message for you http://ping.fm/dvhyN

Dear Rush...

 Here's the Cheesy One's loving message to the old windbag:
Can't say I'm sorry to see less hate and intolerance in my country. I'll be thrilled if you follow through with your threats but somehow I have my doubts that a blowhard like yourself will follow through.
Cheers.

Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee (DCCC) | Sign a Farewell Card to Rush http://ping.fm/Fx7SN

How to Kick Childhood Obesity in the Tush ... One Household at a Time

Finally, someone who is an advocate for health rather than a heavy-hater.

I was not heavy as a child, but my family's life revolved around hearty meals. My father's side of the family tend to be able to eat and although they are not skinny, they remain at an average weight. Unfortunately I took after my mother's side of the family. I started gaining in my late teens and have been fighting my weight ever since. Currently I am using the Livestrong MyPlate application and it is the first thing I have found that has shown signs of teaching me better eating habits without deprivation. Deprivation doesn't work. This inspires me to eat more healthier foods and fewer with empty calories. I haven't been hungry at all.

I am 45 and weigh 263 pounds. I am healthy--I have none of the diseases that people associate with being heavy. I don't want to become skinny or have people think I'm "hot." I would like to get to 150 pounds, which at 5'5", the fashion industry would still consider enormous. I will still have a big butt, but I had a big butt when I starved myself down to 108 pounds. It's just the way I'm built.

We need to encourage healthy models of all sizes and shapes rather than making girls of normal weight think they are "fat" when they compare themselves to unnaturally thin models in magazines.

Thank you again for your wonderful article.
Read the Article at HuffingtonPost

Canadian University Tells Ann Coulter To Watch Her Mouth

Someone needs to stuff a hockey puck into Ann Coulter's venom-spewing maw.
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Aging: What Are We So Afraid Of?

People who have been Botoxed and/or had lots of plastic surgery look like they're wearing a mask. People who allow themselves to age naturally seem to look more relaxed. I would rather look to a human being than a manikin for inspiration.
Read the Article at HuffingtonPost

GAAAHHH! It's Nutra System Amy--again. Talking about how she lost 28 pounds--again. Something about this woman just grates on me.

cats Lafayette the Cat is a multi-tasker. He wants to cuddle, bite, and kick all at the same time.

I noticed when I hit my forties that these young whippersnappers are making fine print smaller!

VISION CHANGES AS WE AGE . http://ping.fm/5hmIb

ciecheesemeister I fell asleep while working on my project last night. Does this speak to how exciting me, my project, and my boss are?

ciecheesemeister As satire, I am given a degree of license to use images of Alvin and the Chipmunks as long as I don't claim them as mine.

ciecheesemeister I realize the book will have limited appeal, but its all in fun. Any proceeds will be given to charity.

ciecheesemeister The book is comprised of blog posts made from 2006-2010 featuring my boss, Alvin N. Chipmunkk. Its humor, people.

ciecheesemeister Due to copyright issues (I never steal anyone's material but borrowing it could be problematic) I can't profit from this.

amwriting ciecheesemeister Working on the first Cheesemeister Compendium, "All About Alvin" which details the misadventures of my boss.

You've all heard of egg on the face. Well, I just found egg in my hair after eating my breakfast. Graceful AND tasty, that's me!

"Saving one cat won't change the world, but it will surely change the world of one cat." PurrEver Ranch Sanctuary

Glad I can still eat cheese, and soy milk is actually better than dairy milk, but I miss real ice cream. Lactose intolerance is the shits.

I wonder if my neighbors are drinking or something. They are SO DAMN LOUD right now. They aren't bad people but sometimes they are annoying.

Cheesemeister and Crackers: Meme Procrastination http://ping.fm/AXvjP

Meme Procrastination

I should get back to putting together the Alvin project but my (loud ass) neighbors are annoying me and I can't concentrate. Damn, I wish I could live out in the country! But I don't. So here's a little time wasting meme so you all can get to know more about the Cheesy One than you ever cared to!

Sunday Stealing: The Eight Tens Meme

TEN TO START.

1. Are you single?

Yes

2. Are you happy?

I'm happier single than with somebody

3. Are you bored?

Yes

4. Are you naked?

No. Would that turn you on?

5. Are you a blonde?

Not naturally.

6. Are you moody?

Naturally.

7. Are you a lover/hater?

Depends on what I'm supposed to love/hate

8. Are you hot/cold?

I'm peri-menopausal. I'm hot most of the time.

9. Are you Irish?

In part

10. Are you Asian?

In no part

TEN FACTS.

1. Name:

Cie Cheesemeister

2. Nicknames:

Cheesy, The Cheese, The Cheesy One, Cie, Cheesemeister, The Cheesemeister

3. Birth mark:

A port wine stain that looks like Mickey Ratt on my left butt cheek.

4. Hair color:

Red-blond with gray

5. Natural hair color:

dishwater with gray

6. Eye color:

Green

7. Height:

5' 5"

8. Facebook Mood:

I wasn't aware that Facebook had a mood. My current status says this:

Only the lowest kind of coward would deliberately hurt a baby, child, or small animal. Sadly there are a lot of low cowards in the world.

9. Favorite color:

Blues and purples, mostly.

10. One Place to Visit:

Sonora Desert Museum

TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE.

1. Do you believe in love at first sight?

I used to but I don't any more

2. Do you believe in soul mates?

Yes but I don't think its as easy as a lot of people think

4. Have you ever been hurt emotionally?

Oh no. I am not a bitter fucking curmudgeon at all.

5. Have you ever broken someone’s heart?

Sadly, yes

6. Have you ever been cheated on?

Many a time

7. Have you ever liked someone and not told them?

Yes

8. Are you afraid of commitment?

Yes

9. Who was the last person you hugged?

My son

10. Who was the last person you kissed?

My mom, on the cheek

TEN THIS OR THAT.

1. Love or lust?

Love. My lust is reserved for my hand

3. Cats or dogs?

I prefer cats but I like dogs well enough.

4. A few best friends or many regular friends?

A few best friends

5. Television or internet?

I have both on. What does that say about the rotting of my mind

6. Chinese Or Indian?

Indian, because it isn't as readily available

7. Wild night out or romantic night in?

Romantic night in with my hand and some soy ice cream. Yeah, lactose intolerance is one of my more charming qualities. Thankfully I can still eat cheese.

8. Money or Happiness?

Happiness

9. Night or day?

Night

10. MSN or phone?

Phone

TEN HAVE YOU EVER.

1. Been caught sneaking out?

Probably. But if I have to sneak out at my current age (45) that probably means that I'm in a halfway house.

2. Been skinny dipping?

I've been to a nudist camp. Does that count as skinny dipping?

3. Stolen?

I've pilfered office supplies. I got busted shoplifting cough drops when I was twelve. I never shoplifted again after that. I've never been involved with any hardcore theft.

4. Bungee jumped?

Hell to the no.

5. Lied to someone you liked?

Yes.

6. Finished an entire jaw breaker?

Yes

8. Wanted an ex bf/gf back?

Yes, I have been guilty of stupidity

9. Cried because you lost a pet?

No, I'm completely hard hearted and don't care about my pets. What kind of question is that?

10. Wanted to disappear?

Most of the time.

TEN PREFERENCES IN A PARTNER.

1. Smile or eyes?

Both

2. Light or dark hair?

Doesn't matter

3. Hugs or kisses?

Hugs

4. Shorter or taller?

Doesn't matter

5. Intelligence or attraction?

Intelligence

6. Romantic or spontaneous?

romantic

7. Funny or serious?

Funny

8. Older or Younger?

Doesn't matter

9. Outgoing or quiet?

A little quiet

10. Sweet or Bad Ass?

Sweet

TEN HAVE YOU’S.

1. Ever performed in front of a large crowd?

Fairly large. I used to do community theatre. I miss it.

2. Ever done drugs?

Yes

3. Ever been pregnant?

Yes

5. Ever been on a cheer leading team?

No

6. Ever Been on a dance team?

No

7. Ever been on a sports team?

Yes

8. Ever been in a drama play/production?

Yes

9. Ever owned a BMW, Mercedes Benz, Escalade, Hummer or Bentley?

Status whore much? No, I have not and never will.

10. Ever been in a rap video?

No

TEN LASTS.

1. Last phone call you made:

My parents

2. Last person you hung out with:

My son

4. Last time you worked:

last night

5. Last person you tackled:

Probably my brother while I was still in junior high or high school

6. Last person you IM’d:

I don't IM

8. Last person(s) you went to the movies with:

Son and ex husband

9. Last thing you missed:

My son. He's in Arizona right now.

10. Last thing you ate:

Olives, hummus, and rice chips. 'Bout time to eat again. Debating going over to parents' house to mooch some dinner.

Only the lowest kind of coward would deliberately hurt a baby, child, or small animal. Sadly there are a lot of low cowards in the world.

My rescue kitten Tara is a pretty sedate little animal, content to sleep by a person's feet. Lafayette is not content unless attacking feet.

Wondering if I should go visit my parents tonight.

We Are All Fat and Have Cancer

Some people are more genetically prone to cancer than others. And while it is all fine and good to encourage people to adopt healthy habits, it is helpful to no-one to validate hateful attitudes towards those individuals who do not conform to a certain standard of health, beauty, or what have you. For the record, there are overweight people who are healthy, there are slim people who are very unhealthy. We all need to be kinder to each other. Nobody is perfect.
Read the Article at HuffingtonPost

Jesse Shames Nazi Hoe

Wow, how classy! NOT! http://ping.fm/fw0F7

Wow, poor Sandra. If I were her, I would be bathing in Clorox and running to the doctor to get tested for every STD in the book knowing my husband had been with this...THING. Yuck! Jesse Shames deserves everything he gets. Sandra Bullock deserves far better than she's gotten in this situation.

Scott Weiland Got A Massage While His Wife Gave Birth

So HE was stressed out? Reckon he should have to eat Ex-Lax and be forced to piss a walnut to approximate what she was feeling like with the contractions and giving birth. Great musician but what a lousy excuse for a human being.
Read the Article at HuffingtonPost

Shame vs. Pride

Listen to these loudmouth idiots. I wanted to stuff a dirty sock down that one jerk's gullet. Problem is, he'd probably like it.

Let us balance this stupidity with the voice of reason. You go, Dude!

7 (Thankfully) Extinct Giant Versions of Modern Animals | Cracked.com http://ping.fm/66mVn

Propet Ped Rx :: FootSmart Search Results http://ping.fm/KRloU

Beyond Appearances http://ping.fm/yFqMx

Which Shoes Are Best for Long Hospital Shifts? http://ping.fm/eNgeY

Rielle Hunter Cried Over 'Repulsive' GQ Photos (VIDEO)

Although as I have said before I find both Rielle Hunter and John Edwards vile and self-serving and have joked (sort of) that I would have uncontrollable fits of projectile vomiting if a sex tape of them were ever to be released, for a moment I will be kinder. This woman has borderline personality disorder. She is a "drama queen" and is extremely self-centered and narcissistic. While not all people with borderline personality disorder are narcissistic, we all tend to be overly dramatic. A person who doesn't recognize this disease in themselves can be extremely difficult to deal with and tends to behave in the ways that Hunter is described as behaving.

However, much though I may sympathize with the fact that she must deal with this very difficult psychological condition, I still think she is a foul, homewrecking gold-digger and that she and Plastic Head John Edwards deserve each other.
Read the Article at HuffingtonPost

Trouble So Hard

Read my post at New Strange World Today and comment here.

http://ping.fm/maw2b Caveat from a Psychic Psycho at New Strange World Today.

http://ping.fm/NQOKd Save Spork the Dachshund

http://ping.fm/WMDlW Alvin N. Chipmunkk displeased with Cheesemeister's 'Zine.

http://ping.fm/CH1wm Orchids Poetry Online 'Zine

http://ping.fm/EObBO Yes! Yes! YEEEESSSS! It's the first issue of Cheesy! The official 'zine of Cie Cheesemeister is here!

Cheesemeister and Crackers: The Headlines as Written by Beavis and Butthead? http://ping.fm/SFjUM

The Headlines as Written by Beavis and Butthead?

'The Runaways' Premiere: Kristen Stewart, Dakota Fanning, Joan Jett & Cherie Currie's Breasts (PHOTOS)

Sadly no. This is an actual headline from a Huffington Post entertainment feature. To make matters worse, it also contained this link.

Read why Kristen was prevented from groping Dakota during their kissing scene here. 

Okay guys. Just go download and beat off to your lesbian porn already. And please, don't tell us all about it in your next "news" headline.

Sex At Public Parks On The Rise In LA http://ping.fm/Dm7Ur

Senate Ag Committee Lets Special Interests Have Their Way with Puppies and Kittens http://ping.fm/qKnDw

Charges against Spork will be dropped if he behaves, Lafayette judge rules - Boulder Daily Camera http://ping.fm/r6M6X

Lafayette Dachsund Will Have Charges Dropped If He Behaves http://ping.fm/zfuLK

Corey Haim's Mom Seeks Donations To Pay For Funeral

Nice, people, real nice. You don't have to give if you don't want, but how about a little common decency? Obviously none of you have ever had to deal with a loved one who has substance abuse issues. Well, lucky you, but there's no need to be self-righteous jerks about it.

We human beings are the lowest common denominator on the planet. We love to drag a wounded person down, then keep kicking them once they're dead. Lousy.
Read the Article at HuffingtonPost

Corey Haim Memorial Fund http://ping.fm/xWxqw

Gross but Funny dept.: Cats make great bedfellows. They don't care if your feet or armpits stink or if last night's dinner repeats on you.

Going to waste some time on Treasure Madness and then hopefully I can go back to sleep for awhile. Only 4 hours sleep today, work tonight.

Reverse SAD is really, really messed up. Imagine going on a major bummer when things turn beautiful. Well, that's me, Folks.

Real life CSAP test. underfoot : kitten as trip : pet owner

Students, Not Banks

I am enrolled in the practical nursing program at my local community college and got royally screwed by financial aid. First they said that I had "completed 150% of the credits for the program." But here's the rub. They were including the credits from my EMT certification, which I obtained through the same college four years previously. Per their rules, I had to file an appeal both last fall and this Spring. The one last fall went through fine, but this spring, I received a letter stating that I was being penalized for filing too many appeals and would have to successfully complete 6 credits before being allowed to appeal for financial aid again.

They've really got themselves a racket going here. My grades have never been in question but I have been placed on "academic suspension" so they can avoid giving me financial aid. Plus, the clinical program that I am working on this semester is only worth 4.5 credits. See how that works? I have to complete six satisfactorily. So that means that they won't give me financial aid next semester, because I won't have completed six yet.

I have had to curtail my working hours in order to get through this program, and as it is, I only made $27,000 last year.

Just label me wrapped up in red tape. And I know I'm not the only one.
Read the Article at HuffingtonPost

Howard Stern: Gabourey Sidibe Is 'Enormous,' Will Never Work Again

It might be nice to think that Stern had good intentions, but that's giving him far too much credit. He could give a fart in a category 5 hurricane about Sidibe's or anybody else's health. He was just using his same old tired junior high "humor" to draw attention to himself by being cruel to someone else. It's played out, just like Howard.
About Video
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“I am going to marry my novels and have little short stories for children.”
Jack Kerouac

Animal Anarchy: Lady with 130 cats http://ping.fm/6ROlg

Pam's House Blend:: Stars on Ice sponsors deem Olympian Johnny Weir not "family friendly" enough to join tour http://ping.fm/8X5Xz

'Robin Hood' Gambler Wins Money In Vegas, Gives It All To Those In Need http://ping.fm/pZCEZ

I like my sharebuilder.com account. I buy penny stocks (looking for the next Xerox) and I have $12/mo automatically deposited in my account.

Online Stock Trading: Buy Stock Online at ShareBuilder.com http://ping.fm/jYr1w

John Gardner, Chelsea King Suspect, Broke Parole Multiple Times, Remained Free

It's outrageous. How many innocent people must die before the fools in charge of our legal system realize that YOU CANNOT REHABILITATE THIS KIND OF PERSON! I don't usually caps-shout, but I feel very strongly about this. These individuals should remain incarcerated for life for the safety of their potential victims. They ALWAYS repeat their crimes once they are released. How many more must die until this is finally realized?
Read the Article at HuffingtonPost

Tara the cat is fine except for a mild case of rhinitis (the cat equivalent of a cold.) Isis the Pyro Kat has an appointment in 2 weeks.

Alaska's Homeless Seen Through The Eyes Of A Police Officer

I can think of nothing to say except to thank the author for this wonderful article. Thank you for your honesty and your compassion. There should be more like you. The world would be a better place if there were.
Read the Article at HuffingtonPost

Tara the kitten gets to go for her well kitty check-up courtesy of Adams County Animal Shelter in 10 minutes.

What's That Smell? Marijuana Vented Into Colorado Census Bureau http://ping.fm/CjCEr

Physical therapy report done, preparing to spend a few hours writing down medications. Why is it not enough to have a drug reference book???

Dear kittens, please explain why your journey to visit me must inevitably necessitate putting your paws on my damn keyboard!

The Traditional Mediterranean Diet | Oldways http://ping.fm/nsQU7

Lafayette the kitten (aka Secret Squirrel) is "helping" me with my massive amounts of paperwork.

Glossary for cancer tests http://ping.fm/9Cb2x

nap, then assloads of paperwork.

attacked & bested by 6 month old kitten.

http://ping.fm/Nnxkk virtually foster dogs and help save shelter animals with Save a Dog

At least these kittens allowed me to sleep most of the night. It's about an hour before I wanted to get up--wanting being a relative term.

Lafayette the kitten stayed in his hidey hole under the printer table--until midnight and is now climbing all over me. Sleep? I think not!

My kitten thinks his name is "Lafayette, no!"

Making what will hopefully not be a vain attempt at sleep. Work, Melatonin, work! I have to be up again at 4 AM. Did I offend Hypnos or what

The first draft of the first Cie Cheesemeister book starring my boss Alvin N. Chipmunkk is 75% done. 100% proceeds to charity! More to come.

Fell asleep in the bathtub--two hours ago--and now have a crick in my neck! Ouch! New kitty kneading arm. Also ouch!

Where Patients Once Sought Asylum - Culture - The Atlantic http://ping.fm/44MRh

Dear Cie Cheesemeister: While you were out, your kitten reset your display settings. Thank you, please enjoy!

Three words:
Kitten
Claws
Ouch!

Going to give my new cats a day to settle in before taking them for their free exam with the vet.

These new cats psyched me out. The one I thought would be sweet and quiet is wild, and the one I thought would be naughty is cuddly.

WHOOHOO! I HAVE A MILLION DOLLARS!
In my Facebook zoo, that is.

I had forgotten just how INSANE kittens are. But so sweet too. There's been a little hissing and snarling in the house but no big deal.

Cat Videos http://ping.fm/nD12u

Gabourey Sidibe - Interview Magazine http://ping.fm/nJiUo

I will have to force myself to stay up today and not nap so I can sleep tonight. And I will have to be in bed by 8. I feel like I'm 6 again.

Tallulah Morehead: The Our Gang Oscars. http://ping.fm/9ZcK0

Watching a biography of Jimi Hendrix. His manager seems to have been a big sleazebag.

Mostly the nursing training is hard due to having to constantly flip flop my schedule. It's very hard on my physically. Heart palpitations.

I know that in the long run having this nursing license will help me arrange the rest of my schedule to benefit me but the training is hard!

Cheesemeister and Crackers: Cheesemeister Compendium Manuscript Update http://ping.fm/gh5Sv

Cheesemeister Compendium Manuscript Update

 

 Alvin N. Chipmunkk basks in the glory of the first Cheesemeister Compendium, "All About Alvin"

The Cheesemeister and Kizz Myass have decided to include the comments with the original posts in the compendium. While Alvin's ego puffs up, they gloat. When he sees the comments, he may not be as pleasantly surprised as he thinks!

--Jerky LeBeef

Cross-posted to Cheesemeister and Crackers

Playgirl Will Pay Jon Gosselin By The Inch

Oh dear--that is so, so, so evil...and twice as funny!
About Jon
Read the Article at HuffingtonPost

Farrah Fawcett Left Off Oscars 'In Memoriam' Tribute Montage http://ping.fm/k28fn

Please, someone put Kate Gosselin out of my misery. I am super duper uber tired of hearing about her.

Watching a show about Syd Barrett on the Biography channel.

Oh boy--napping all afternoon was not a good idea as I have to prepare to work 2 day shifts (Tues &Weds) Didn't intend it, just happened.

Enjoying some memories watching the late great Sam Kinison.

Teen suicide and infant mortality in Indian country rising

Depressing and not surprising. While it is important to help people around the world, we were very quick to help the folks in Haiti but continue to ignore the drastic needs of this country's Aboriginal people.

Articles like this help bring realization to the fact that these truths need to be addressed. Please keep them coming.
Read the Article at HuffingtonPost

The older I get the more antisocial I become. It would be a great day to go nowhere and do nothing but have longstanding lunch arrangement.

Unless something changes drastically, I don't see the temperature climbing to any 55 degrees Fahrenheit today, Weather Bug.

Ann M. Veneman: International Women's Day: A Time to Focus on Adolescent Girls http://ping.fm/ufI7g

Melinda Dennehy: Sexting Teacher Sent Nude Pictures To High School Students, Police Say

Call me crazy, but I really don't get where someone like this is coming from. What possible romantic or erotic appeal could a 15 year old possibly hold for anyone over the age of, say, seventeen? I tend to find people in that age group oh, I don't know...immature?

I'm 45, and someone any younger than 30 at the outside just seems way too young to me.

If this broad claims bipolar disorder as a defense, I swear I'll have to find her and slap the hell out of her. As someone who lives with this disorder myself, I get tired of everyone claiming it as an excuse for sleazy behavior. Evidently not everyone with bipolar disorder tries to sex up adolescents but this is the impression that the general public gets when every time someone hitting on an adolescent uses the disease as their excuse.
Read the Article at HuffingtonPost

Doesn't understand general use scrub uniforms lacking in pockets. I suppose for OR use you don't want pockets for flying organs to drop into

Somehow I find cartoon bears telling me to "enjoy the go" rather disturbing.

Interview With Lily Strange « Stabbing Stabbing Stabbing http://ping.fm/yvfvE

No Kill Equation.pdf http://ping.fm/Bd62K

The stomach is growling like a hungry bear. I suppose I need to get off my ass and procure food.

Cats: they are the best of animals, they are the worst of animals. Love the devotion & intelligence. Hate the destructiveness & the poop.

If anyone's never watched a kitten nursing, they knead their mom's belly. Ouch! My cat likes to hug my arm and knead. Not comfortable!

Wondering if cats have leather skin. It hurts when the cat kneads my arm. Isn't it ouchy for the mama when the kittens knead her teats?

http://ping.fm/YflOa what a hypocritical sack of crap this so called man of god is.

Really could use a moderate-size miracle. Listen up now, Universe!

http://ping.fm/Njzn1 Adams County Animal Shelter has many nice pets. They do good work.

http://ping.fm/F3mK8 Things that make me go Hmm...Why befriend...

Still getting used to wearing these bifocals without getting dizzy.

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Is going to hunt down, kill, and eat some chocolate before work.

LISTEN: TV's Blossom, Mayim Bialik, 'Our Culture Doesn't Value Mothers'

And maybe I'm just an out of touch old phart, but what is this "mom jeans" crap that I keep hearing about? There's something about that phrase that gets on my last nerve!
Read the Article at HuffingtonPost

LISTEN: TV's Blossom, Mayim Bialik, 'Our Culture Doesn't Value Mothers'

I agree with much of what she is saying, although I don't think I can imagine not using diapers for a baby. Maybe some people are more "in tune" with things than I am and can tell when the wee tyke has to go, but for me, I'm okay with changing the youngster's diaper. I'd rather be in tune with other aspects of his/her needs.
Read the Article at HuffingtonPost

The Parent Experiment: LISTEN: TV's Blossom, Mayim Bialik, 'Our Culture Doesn't Value Mothers' http://ping.fm/xWLOi

Wish I didn't have to work tonight.

More Cheesy Knowledge

Your answers for the 30 Have You Done Any Of These Questions Survey

Kissed anyone of your Facebook friends?
One of my facebook friends is my son. I've kissed him on the cheek and forehead.

Ran a red light?
It was a pink light. I was most of the way through it when it turned red.

Walked on a moonlit beach?
No

Experienced love at first sight?
I think it was stupidity at first sight, actually

Pointed a gun at someone?
Good Christ on a flaming turkey, no!

Kissed in the rain?
No

Kissed on a first date?
Goes along with the stupidity at first sight thing

Laughed till you peed?
Yeah. That's what Poise pads are for. You get old, you get slack bladder.

Swam in the ocean?
Yes

Caught a snowflake on your tounge?
Yes

Been to a concert?
Yes

Regretted a relationship?
All of them

Played spin the bottle?
No

Sat on a rooftop?
No

Been in a fight?
Yes

Got suspended from school?
No

been in a tornado/earthquake?
Mild earthquakes

Had a close brush with death?
Yes

Held a snake?
Yes

Made a fool of yourself trying to get a crush to notice you?
There's that stupidity at first sight thing again

Sang in the shower?
Yes

Broken a bone?
No and I hope I don't

Held someone you love for more than 5 hours?
At a go? No. A person has to use the toilet sometime.

Wanted someone to ask you out on a date?
Yeah, I was young and stupid once

Sang karaoke?
With a group. I couldn't ever do it by myself.

Fell asleep at work/school?
Yes

Skipped school?
Yes

Do you have a crush on anyone?
No. I'm now old and crabby rather than young and stupid.

Has to go get an emissions test done on the car. :-p

Needs to lay off the purchasing of sensible shoes for a while. Some women buy hot and sexy shoes? Not me. I buy orthotically correct shoes.

Reminding self to take car to get emissions test done tomorrow. One of those lame, life-eating tasks.

Planet Lactose: Report from the LI Conference, part 2 http://ping.fm/K0I3D

My lazy self really needs to quit pharting around and get back to work on my manuscript for the great Cie Cheesemeister blog collection.

Just got some new sensible shoes. I'm going to order some of the new orthotically correct Crocs. I don't care if they're ugly, they're comfy

30 Cheesy Facts That You Didn't Know or Care About

Your answers for the 30 Be Honest Have You Ever Questions Survey

Have you ever been arrested?
Once. I forgot to pay for a speeding ticket.

Have you ever snuck into a movie theater without paying?
No

Have you ever been in a fist fight?
Yes

Have you ever ditched school?
Yes

Have you ever played spin the bottle?
No

Have you ever danced in the rain?
I've run in the rain

Have you ever been deliberately mean to someone just because you could?
Only because they'd been so to me on multiple occasions previously. Which is not really a good excuse.

Have you ever fallen for a friends girlfriend/boyfriend?
No

Have you ever been in a car accident?
Yes

Have you ever had surgery?
Yes

Have you ever almost died?
Yes

Have you ever lost a loved one?
Yes

Have you ever thrown up on an airplane?
Almost

When at a wedding, and the preacher asked if there are any objections to the marriage, have you ever objected? If not, have you ever wanted to?
Yes. She was 18, he was 33 and a complete freak of nature.

Have you ever became friends with someone just because you felt sorry for them?
Yes

Have you ever gone bungee jumping?
Hell to the no.

Have you ever gotten a tatoo?
Not yet

Have you ever lied and said you were sick, just to avoid going to an event?
Yes

Have you ever started a completely untrue rumor?
No

Have you ever had a completely untrue rumor spread about you?
Yes. Apparently I had 8 abortions before I was 14 years old and while still a virgin. Still trying to figure out how that happened.

Have you ever been in the hospital for more than 3 days?
Yes

Have you ever been so sick or in so much pain that you wished you would just go ahead and die?
Yes

Have you ever felt completely helpless?
Yes

Have you ever felt completely hopeless?
Yes

Have you ever been through something so tramatic that it changed your life?
Yes

Have you ever gambled and won big?
No, dammit.

Have you ever been out of the country?
Twice. Once to Waterton Park, Canada and once to Tiajuana Mexico. I probably spelled Waterton Park correctly.

Have you ever done drugs?
Yes

Getting used to my bifocals.

Know what I hate? Waking up every hour due to being afraid of oversleeping. So NOT restful!

Retroactive grounding

 

Is there any way to retroactively ground your kid? My son confessed to me today that most of the times he complained of diarrhea as a child, he was faking it to get out of something he didn't want to do. He just stayed in the bathroom for a while reading and flushed the anti-diarrhea pills down the toilet. I had to laugh, but at the same time, I kind of wanted to kill him. For years I thought he had a parasite or the worst intestines ever!

Lady Bunny: When Beauty Queens Turn Ugly http://ping.fm/n4kGO

Dang, Meat Loaf is skinny--that just ain't right!

Oh crumbs...is it really completely piggy of me to want a second pepper jack quesadilla?

Charitable Contributions

I have decided to add the Hart Lipton scholarship fund and September School to my roster of charities to benefit from the sale of the forthcoming Cheesemeister Compendium. Hart was a friend of my son's who died at the beginning of February from an allergic reaction to peanuts. He was only 20 years old. He had bipolar disorder but was coming to terms with the self-destructive aspects of his personality through his art. September School is the school that my son attended. They have a great track record with helping at-risk youth achieve their potential. 

I really wish there was some way I could donate something to help Tom with a little money towards his wife's care and Weirdso towards her kids' college fund. Both of you have made a huge difference in the creation of the Netherworld stories. Without you, it really would never have transpired.

Dear neighbor, mostly you are a good neighbor. But the banging, slamming, and hammering going on the past 2 hours incites homicidal ideas.

Wish I could have a 2 month hiatus from work. Flip flopping my sleep schedule from nights to days weekly is very hard on both body & psyche.

New plan: the broad in the Sienna ad and the broad in the Nutra System ad both fall victim to zombies. They both irritate me to no end.

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The Cheesemeister's Big Project

 

The Cheesemeister (who appears to be trying to appeal to The Spooky Guy's viking heritage--just wait till Uncle Jerry finds out about this!) and Crappy Times senior reporter and Lewd Leprechaun Kizz Myass are collaborating on an exciting new project.  The proceeds of this project will benefit the Cat Care Society of Lakewood, Colorado and the Nathaniel Anthony Ayers Foundation for the Creatively Gifted Mentally Ill. Over time we will feature excerpts from the project and would appreciate any constructive feedback that you, the little people readers, have for us.

Thanks so much,

The Cheesemeister

Kizz Myass

12 Totally Odd Liquor Laws - No drunk horseback riding in Colorado, and other weird rules http://ping.fm/fRhV6

spay/neuter laws & feral populations http://ping.fm/wpnem

I really want this woman in these Sienna minivan ads to be the victim of some sort of horror movie evil. She gets on my last nerve!

Universal-Netherworld Disclosure-Exposure Administration Division: New Cheesemeister Project http://ping.fm/QvDTB