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What Can MSG Do for You?

 This was a response to the Food Judgment post at the Fat Heffalump site.

The one bone I have to pick (oops!) is with foods from places such as KFC and McDonald's and also with snack foods such as Doritos. It isn't because anyone's bad for eating it, but because it contains a substance that is extremely unhealthy for everybody and downright dangerous for some: Monosodium Glutamate or MSG. This is literally a neurotoxin. It has no flavor of its own. It affects the neurotransmitters in the brain so that the flavors of other foods are enhanced. In many people it causes gastric distress and in some it causes respiratory distress, including in the worst cases, anaphylaxis.
I was able to stop taking all asthma medications when I started looking for MSG in foods.
I don't mention this as an "ew, this makes people fat" remark (I'm fat myself) but rather as something that might help someone (like me) who has been struggling with gastric and respiratory problems and being put on one medication after another to no avail.

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Concerned About My Weight? Have A Big Fat Helping of STFU!

Here's the thing about pointing out to a fat person that they're fat. We fat people are fat, not stupid. We know we're fat. Now, how about treating us with common decency instead of trying to save us from ourselves, which will only make us want to sit on you and break all your bones?

The Fat Heffalump wrote all about it in this fine post.

Here is my response.

I work with the elderly. Diseases like hypertension, type II diabetes, and heart disease affect people of all sizes equally. I have seen something of a pattern with heavier people having more incidence of arthritis in the lower extremities while the more slender have higher incidence of osteoporosis. As far as I go, I'm 45 years old and currently weigh 275 pounds. I do not have any of the so-called "fat people" diseases. While carrying around extra weight may have contributed to my knees being shot, I attribute it more to having jobs where I worked on my feet for 8 plus hours a day for most of my working life. Interestingly, when I was working in a restaurant, I weighed 180 pounds. When I went back into health care working nights, my weight climbed.
My sciatica is not due to being fat--it is from carrying trays when I was a waitress. A full tray can weigh around 50 pounds.
The fact that I huff and puff when climbing stairs? That isn't from being fat either. I huffed and puffed when climbing stairs when I was a slim (although I thought I was fat) teenager who weighed 125 pounds. I have had mild asthma all my life.
Interestingly, I can easily accept other people of all sizes but have never been able to accept myself at any size.

You're Just Choosing To be Fat

Ah, that tired old song. Joannadeadwinter covered the topic very well in her post at the fabulous Fierce, Freethinking Fatties blog. She inspired the rant which follows below:

It's the same thing as those jerks who go on about how gays "choose to be gay" and they could just as well "choose to be heterosexual." Um...no. We are born with our sexual orientation hard-wired, and we are also born with certain metabolic tendencies programmed into our DNA. Some people are predispositioned to gain weight, while some could eat an entire cow slathered in cheese sauce and topped with bacon and won't gain an ounce. There isn't a right or wrong. It just is what is.
Now, people can make choices to eat healthy foods as opposed to dining at McDonald's for three meals a day, and many fat people DO make the choice to eat healthy foods. Fat people also (are you ready for it?) oftentimes exercise. There are unhealthy fat people who sit on the couch all day watching television, chowing down on a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken, and chasing it with a liter of Mountain Dew. News flash--they are probably depressed as hell. And it doesn't help to have a-holes saying vicious things to them. Hate never helped anyone get better.
There are also healthy hefty folk who are happy, eat a balanced diet, and work out.
I try to fall into the second category.
I was not heavy as a teenager, but I've always been big-boned. I literally cried when I could no longer fit into a size 9 boy's jeans. I thought of myself as "fat" at a size 6. I was actually glad when I had oral surgery and could only eat pureed food because I shrunk down to 108 pounds. I also felt like ten tons of crap in a five pound sack. And--get this--I was aiming to get down to 100 pounds.
These days I weigh 275 pounds. Would I like to lose weight? Yes. But why shouldn't I be able to accept myself as I am in the meantime? How dare anyone say hateful things about me for my size? These jerks don't even know me!
By the way, I'm pretty sure none of these heavy haters look like Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie their own damn selves.

I require duck tape. I'm installing an accordion door. I need to hold the track in place while drilling pilot holes and screwing in screws.

Colder than the proverbial well digger's ass today. Hope there will be no trouble starting the car when the time comes to go to work.

For what it's worth, The Cheesemeister makes an appearance.

You Don't Need To Lose Weight--Just Your Trousers

 

I was going to say that women my size (she and I share a similar body type, though I have a bit less on top) should not wear pants like these. But I stand corrected. NOBODY should wear pants like these!

This is Frenchie Davis. She has an amazing voice and a far less amazing sense of style!

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I like grits. I know you really wanted to know that! Better than getting 3:30 AM vending machine donuts by a long shot, though.

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The Cheesemeister is accepting donations of cheese, chocolate, and money this holiday season. Donate to a worthy cause--me!

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Don't Use Netspend

I got my Netspend debit card back in 2004. It was great until this year when they decided to start imposing overdraft fees rather than deny transactions when the funds weren't there. This is my parting letter to them.

Please inform your superiors that you have lost a customer who has been with you since 2006 due to the idiotic imposing of overdraft fees. I chose this card because it protected me from this inconvenience. I am not the world's most savvy bookkeeper. I have instead gone with the Wal Mart debit card. I am sorry to have to cancel my account because I enjoyed the convenience, but it is no longer convenient to me. It is no different from the big, greedy banks I was trying to get away from.

Regrets,

Cie Cheesemeister

Holy shit, Batman! 50 friend requests on Facebook? I really haven't logged in forever!

Help! Fat calico cat is standing on my arm, pinning me down!

Arthritis in hands is bad this morning--worst its ever been. Must be from all the stuff I had to do yesterday due to water heater break.

Turning into Bag Lady. Have to bring several bags of various stuff into place of work tonight utilizing a handy shopping cart. Very chic!

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My father had a fall while trying to transfer into bed and is now in the hospital. Long story but he is getting worse.

Ugh! Am ridden with disease (cold) in pain, and can't find my document sized envelopes. This day is shaping up amazingly.

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At this moment, The Cheesemeister is wishing her iced herbal tea were a nice double shot of something much, much stronger.

Having posted signs on all bulletin boards at Gerri Atrik Retirement Community, The Cheesemeister became aware that 1 sign was on wrong day.

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Kim Kardashian Continues Her Promotional Tour Of Europe (PHOTOS)

Remember "One of these Things Is Not Like the Others" on Sesame Street? Let's play! Quick! Point out the real woman in the picture with Plastic Kimmy, Stepford Kris, and the Mona Lisa. Hint: she's also the most attractive one.

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Moving forward with at least talking to lenders. Crossing my fingers to get out of this money pit before the end of the year.

Feeling like ten pounds of crap in a one pound sack.

Jon Voight Brags About His Grandkids

Sometimes the apple does fall away from the tree. My father is a republican, a member of the NRA, and, I'm embarrassed to say, a bit of a homophobe. I'm very liberal, pro (reasonable) gun control, and pro GLBT rights. In defense of my father, he is very family oriented and is at this point confined to a wheel chair with his mind slipping away due to a series of strokes.
About Angelina Jolie
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Kim Kardashian Buys $30,000 Purse

As you so correctly pointed out, she has the right to buy what she wishes, but what a waste. I don't know if it's possible to have empathy in her plastic heart any more than it's possible to have a real expression on her Botoxed face. I don't even make $30,000 a year, and I work full time as a patient care aide. $30,000 a year would seem like a small fortune to me. I currently have no hot water because my water heater is blown out and have gotten sick from pulling up the saturated carpeting. I can't afford to have anyone else do it. And yet there are people that have it worse than me. People like the Kardashians and her useless ilk make me sick. If I had her money I would be doing as much as humanly possible to help others who were in need, and I would still be buying twenty buck purses. The $20 variety carries myself just as well as the overpriced thing. I'd be hard pressed to spend $30,000 on a vehicle, but that would make a lot more sense.
About The Kardashians
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If I could buy an actual house and ditch this mobile home I could be paying $300 a month less and have my own yard. Would be lots better.

Drew Barrymore: Sometimes I Look Like Shamu (PHOTO)

I like Drew but she has no idea what "fat" is. I think it's an awful shame that the media refers to normal weight people as fat. It promotes eating disorders. We all need to stop buying into that horrible mind set.
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My little Maine coon cat Anna raised 4 kittens. She's still in mama mode with me her big ugly kitten. She growls when other cats come near.

Well, that's just splendid. My water heater is shot and it leaked all up under the hall carpet. And the hits just keep comin'.

For Atheists and Believers, Ignorance Is No Excuse

I guess agnostics get it from all sides. One is damned by the theists and sneered at by the atheists. Whatever. I'm not interested in either those who see fit to make themselves feel righteous by damning those who don't adhere to their beliefs or those who wish to make themselves feel sophisticated by claiming they have no beliefs. I simply keep my mind open to possibilities. I believe that this is what a scientist does.

I would call myself an agnostic with Buddhist philosophies and Pagan tendencies. I like the old ways myself. Plus the old deities are so much more interesting. Some of them are even friendly.

Again, I have no problem with polite and open minded atheists or theists of whatever persuasion. It is those who have to be right above all to the point of rudeness that I have no need to bother myself with. Life's hard enough.
About Atheism
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Well, ain't that just happy crappy. Something is causing water under the rug in the hall. Have a feeling its water heater related.

The Fundie God

GodIs says:
God understands the problem of character and realizes that not only is the unbeliever unfit morally for Heaven, but he would choose to leave Heaven because of his discomfort with incompatible ends.

If God were to welcome the wicked into Heaven and make some allowances so that they would choose to stay, they would jeopardize the stability of the Heavenly abode. The goals of these selfish citizens would be at continual odds with those of God and the righteous citizens, throwing Heaven into turmoil and ultimately inciting insurrection and destruction.

Thus, God is obligated by His commitment to peace and harmony to confine those who have chosen self as their sole end to a place appropriate to their character. Since sinners love darkness rather than light, God gives them over to darkness. Since they love themselves supremely, God gives them an eternity to satisfy themselves. Since they love wickedness, He gives them wicked companions. Since they reject righteousness, God gives them a place devoid of righteousness. Since they love to mock the blessings of God and His love, God gives them a place devoid of Him and His love.

You see, God even loves sinners enough to give them exactly what they want most. Eternal misery and suffering in Hell is the most loving thing God can offer the unrepentant sinner.

The Cheese Says:

Right then. But your god does not make a distinction between a person who doesn't believe in him but treats everybody wonderfully, saves ten orphans from a burning building and builds a hospital for the poor; and a person who goes about stomping kittens and puppies and impaling infants. According to the fundamentalist rules, both the good hearted atheist and the evil sicko will burn in the fires of hell. This god doesn't seem like a very fair deity to me, nor loving in the least. I think I'll choose me one that has a little more sense and sensitivity.
And if your god is all powerful, how come he creates unfit creatures in the first place?

For Atheists and Believers, Ignorance Is No Excuse

I'm not trying to be a smart ass but I wish to query, why, if God is love, would God want any of its creation to suffer? I was raised Catholic and came to the point where I could no longer buy the whole fire and brimstone thing. If indeed there is a higher power, then I believe it is more like the Native American Great Spirit than like the church God that I grew up with. To punish your creations for not believing in your existence seems to me to be very egotistical, and being egotistical is a human condition. A higher power would have no need for such frailty.
About Atheism
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For Atheists and Believers, Ignorance Is No Excuse

I have discovered something in my lengthy amount of time spent on this planet. I can get along with people of any religion, except for the fundamentalists. This includes fundamentalist atheists. A fundamentalist atheist is the kind of atheist who proclaims that anyone who has any spiritual beliefs is stupid and/or insane for feeling that something can exist beyond physical life. To me these people are just as impossible to talk to as Christians, Muslims, or anyone else who claims their beliefs superior to others beliefs. The only thing we know for sure regarding any of it is that nobody knows for sure. So the least we could do is treat each other with respect, whether we believe exactly as the other person does or not.
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The Westboro Baptist Church's Search for the Jewish 'Elect'

Wowie! God according to the Westboro Bats**t Cult is going to have mercy on the Jews! Now all the Jews can die happy! I bet they were all just waiting for this moment, wondering when Fred Phelps and his gang of inbred loonies was going to shine the light of their infinite wisdom upon them! Oh, what a glorious day!
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Love "live agent" robots that come up when you try to close a page? To me those things are waving a red flag and hollering "run like hell!"

Twitter and the Cowardice of Sarah Palin

U R A Jeenyus!

I reckon that's the way my heroin Sarah spells it when she's Barding up the language on Twitter, you betcha!
About Barack Obama
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The Cheese at 18: "It's the time of the season for lovin'!"
The Cheese at 45: "It's the time of the season for sleeping!"

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Another One Gone

Another victim of bullying commits suicide. This was my response to the post.

I sympathize with bullying victims because I was bullied mercilessly throughout school. People need to wake up. We all need to realize that the people who are doing the bullying are doing it to make themselves big by making someone else feel small.
Interestingly, although there were tons of rumors about my sexual orientation when I was in school, being called a "lez" didn't bother me, and maybe it was because I was actually straight so it just made me laugh. Being called a slut bothered me a lot more because even though I lost my virginity when I was barely 16, I thought I was in love with the jackass. I wasn't promiscuous. I started self-injuring at that point in my life and ended up locked in a psych ward for a weekend when I gored the hell out of my wrist after taking a handful of diet pills. The wounds were actually superficial. This was back in the early 80's. I was treated like I was both stupid and crazy. I'm not saying that cutting oneself is normal behavior, but it's a sign that something is going on that needs to be looked into, and simply acting like a condescending ass isn't going to help anybody. One nurse even told me "you are a freak, you will always be a freak, people like you will never be normal." I said "better a freak than a bitch like you." She went out of her way to make my stay there hell.
It took until I was 38 years old to be properly diagnosed with Bipolar II, and longer than that to realize that I also have borderline personality disorder, OCD, and PTSD.
I certainly hope that the mental health system has improved since I was a troubled teenager, but the schools need to be on the lookout for kids like this young man and all adults are responsible for teaching kids that being different is not an open invitation to inflict misery on another.

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Blake Lively's Little Black Dress: Rad Or Bad? (PHOTOS, POLL)

It's kind of cute and sometimes asymmetry works in clothing, but in this case it ends up looking like her slip or bra came out on one side and she needs to tuck it back in. There should either have been lace on both sides or not at all.
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I hate being broke. It's depressing.

I always have trouble with the "I accept myself" part of affirmations.

http://ping.fm/9l2iV Fuck that. You're better off staying fat.

http://ping.fm/DfEsq The side effects of aspartame

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Off to see if I've received a small stipend in my mailbox.

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B Vitamins and Mood Disorders

I'm going to have to look for an enteric coated or time-release B vitamin. I searched online and know such things exist and one is a brand that is carried by the local natural food store. It will be more expensive unfortunately, but I had to stop taking B vitamins because they were upsetting my stomach so badly. B vitamins are an important part of the self-care regimen for someone with a mood disorder. I don't know if we use them up more quickly, but supplementing them with a B-100 supplement helps to lower the suicide ideation thoughts.

I like to drink the grapefruit juice out of the grapefruit sections bowl, but somehow I always manage to spill it on myself gracefully.

I eat a little kimchi every day to keep my innards properly spiced. It's a good source of naturally occurring probiotics.

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Colorado's craziest curmudgeon's colossal castle

I'm a curmudgeon, though I'm not a misanthrope like this honorable member of the Curmudgeon's Club. I think I need to start building a Curmudgeon Castle of my own as soon as possible. Living in a mobile home park is simply not a suitable arrangement for a devoted cynic such as myself. I will not be able to die happy until people can say "There's the castle of the grouchy old Cheesemeister."
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Loveland Fire Update: 925-Acre Fire 20-25% Contained; No Injuries

Apparently the extra rain in the early summer led the grasses to grow pretty thick and this coupled with the dryness later in the season have set up ideal conditions for these fires.
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Headless Body Found Near Evanston Middle School, Explosive Device Nearby

Well, that is certainly a unique way to commit suicide. I feel sorry for the fellow who had to see the aftermath, as well as any surviving family the victim may have.
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Kim Kardashian In Newly Released NUDE Playboy Pics (PHOTOS)

ZZZZZZZ....what? Kim Kardashian feigning outrage at nude photos of herself. How...the same. Guess I can go back to sleep now.
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John Waters: Let's Ban Heterosexual Divorce

Well, if that were to go through, thank what powers that be that my divorce was made final back in 1994! I'm heterosexual and I'm for same sex marriage. I don't understand the school of thought that gays marrying is somehow a "threat" to heterosexual marriage. Seems damn silly to worry about it to me.
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OK time to quit farting around. I need to help son study for a huge test on Wednesday.

With some onion buns, Hillshire Farm roast beef, and Sargento chipoltle cheddar, it's easy to make Arby's style sandwiches but lots cheaper.

I am looking for more high protein low fat foods in my diet but I will NEVER eat an egg white omelet. Just--yuck! The yolk is the good part.

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"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." (A. Einstein)

Watching a kangaroo fight on National Geographic channel.

As the Noose Tightens

My son's friend needs a place to live. She has a very dysfunctional family and the people she's currently living with are freaks, and not in a good way. She's a great person, and I want to help her out. Like a lot of people in today's economy, she's in a bad place. She's on unemployment and has no car. My son is finally learning to drive but he currently has no car of his own either and no job because he's in school full time in a very difficult program. (EMT) I looked into getting food stamps but the fuckers still consider by what you make before taxes and insurance come out. Before taxes and insurance, I make about $2200 a month--not great, but I could pay for everything. HOWEVER: after taxes and insurance are taken out, I only make $1400 a month. $1100 of this goes to housing. I can't get housing that is much less expensive than this and I do not qualify for subsidized housing because I make too much money. See how that works? I've been having to ask for help from family members for a long time and it's fucking humiliating. I work full time. 

I'd like these clowns who make the rules to try and buy food for a household of two people--let alone three--to purchase food, gas, and utilities for $300 a month. Jackasses.

I don't want something for nothing, but it would be nice to have something besides strife and some lint in my wallet.

It would be nice to have someone to help with the cleaning, though, as that's something I'm very bad at.

Kim Kardashian Upset Over Release Of Nude Photos: Report

This "headline" should look a bit more like this:

Kim Kardashian "Upset" Over Release of Nude Photos

It's just like the time she was "upset" over the release of her sex tape.

I love it when people like her, who exploit themselves constantly, become "upset" over being exploited yet again.
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Cats are funny. Anna didn't want to get into her carrier to come home. Now she's lying in there with the door open like it's the best ever.

Had a good workout last night. Here's hoping I can convince myself to do it again. I've got a busy day ahead with very little rest involved.

Watching a program about giving birth. This lady just had a 9 lb 10 oz baby. Reading that made my female parts hurt!

Light & Fit yogurt is actually pretty good but the yogurt-sucking space alien broad in the ads still scares the hell out of me.

Perplexed by the loud grinding noise from my computer, I moved the computer over a few inches. The sound stopped. I am now more perplexed.

If I start referring to myself as Author Cie Cheesemeister you have my permission to kick me hard. Goddess Cie Cheesemeister you must accept

The Author Photo: Where's My Body Double When I Need Her?

As a proud member of the Curmudgeon's Club, I believe that I would use a photo of my hands showcasing my favorite finger.
About Jon Stewart
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The Author Photo: Where's My Body Double When I Need Her?

Seeing as how I'm in a foul mood this morning, I'm not going to put too fine a point on it. The woman scrutinizing you was a hag, and I'll be blasted if I'm going to let a jerk like that ruin the idea I have a great face for writing. I am far from a raving beauty, and in fact I don't believe I will ever put an author photo on any of my books. Stephen King isn't ugly, but nor is he exactly G.Q. If freaks who write (not that you're a freak but I proudly claim myself to be one) suddenly have to worry about being supermodels, then as far as I am concerned, it is the apocalypse. Writing is the one place where I can let my freak flag fly, and I'm not going to allow some narrow minded hag with a book club and an agenda ruin that for me.
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In desperate need of a lifetime supply of Fukitol.

I am plenty angry right now. If you don't like cats or dogs then don't have one for a pet. Only filthy cowards deliberately harm an animal.

Dreamed last night about a friend I haven't seen in more than a year. It's been so long since I was able to get out and cut loose!

I hate Thursdays. Tons of appointments, and then I have to go back to work.

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The Fuxedo: Formal Wear For The Lazy, Sexually Active Male (VIDEO)

Snazzy! Now that's some real class right there!
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Venus Williams' U.S. Open Outfit: Short, Skimpy & Pink (PICTURES)

Looks like shorts and a tank top to me. Oh well, I guess this is news to some.
About Tennis
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Spears' Ex Kevin Federline Defends Britney, Disputes Abuse Claims

Britney Spears may be emotionally unstable at times and she may have done some questionable things, but I highly doubt that she would have done anything to put her kids in danger in the way this bodyguard is claiming, such as feeding her children shellfish while knowing they are allergic. I have never perceived her to be a malicious person. This bodyguard is just out for money and should be ashamed of himself, not only for trying to extort someone but for being blatantly stupid while doing so.
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Dennis Rodman Broadcasts Naughty Romp With 6 Women: Report

Trying to buy another 15 minutes of fame by adding a new level of sleaze.
About NBA
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U.S. Open Spider Monkey Tries To Predict Tennis Matches

I love 'em! There's always a soft spot in my heart for the critters.
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Katy Perry Wears Latex, Says She's Becoming British (PHOTOS)

I believe I saw her in a department store window recently.

Even if wearing latex wouldn't make me break out in a horrific rash and court anaphylaxis (which it would--I've worked in the medical profession for years and am allergic to it) wouldn't it be, dare I say--sweaty as hell? And thus get way smelly? Maybe someone who has more experience with it can correct me if I'm wrong.
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Taylor Momsen Set Her Neutered Dog's Testicles On Fire

Um...just...why?

For me, the critters get neutered because then they don't spray all over or hump things--like my arm, in the case of my old Siamese cat. Once they've healed they don't miss it and everyone's happier. Maybe I'm missing something, but I never thought "gee, I'm gonna ask for my dog or cat's 'nads so I can set 'em afire." Who even thinks of something like that?
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What Ever Happened to Equal Rights for Women?

 "Manster" sez:

This will sound condescending and chauvinist towards women. In my experience women in the workplace first focus in the morning is food not work. At some point in time during the day most women are distracted from work having to tend to a personal issue. Men are distracted at work by their natural attraction to women. In a workplace that maintains an environment that discourages employee personal interaction productivity is very high although employee happiness takes a serious hit. Can women function in a job that openly discourages eating while working or juggling home responsibilities at work? My experience is they don't last very long because they wear their feelings and unhappiness on the exterior. Food in the work environment is always a BIG distraction not to mention unhealthy impeding productivity. I love all women; just don't like working with them.

The Cheese Retorts:

Well, Manster, I can think of a couple places where you could work without them damn women eatin' up all the food. One is an all-male bath house, the other is a gay bar.

About Women's Rights
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Paris Hilton Accused Of Smuggling Drugs In Her Privates

Her bits must be made far differently than mine. I don't know about the rest of you ladies, but for me, the idea of putting something with corners, such as a cigarette box, into my hoo-ha, sounds very uncomfortable. The strange way I was walking would probably give everything away.
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Morrissey: Chinese People Are A 'Subspecies'

Good question. Skinning something alive is inhumane in any case. I can't quite wrap my head around eating dogs and cats but can perceive that someone who is starving might be desperate enough to eat one. However, just like any other animal to be used for food, the only humane thing is to slaughter it first in a way that is as quick as possible. I am not going to argue here the merits of being or not being a vegetarian. I am only going to state that for those who raise livestock in a caring and sensible way--not on factory farms--that the humane treatment of the livestock is always paramount. This includes the manner in which the animals are slaughtered. Ethical farmers would agree that suffering is to be minimized.

Those engaging in the brutal practices depicted in the videos Morrissey mentions are unconcerned with the suffering of the animals. And it is my understanding that these animals are not being used for food, but rather for fur.
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Morrissey: Chinese People Are A 'Subspecies'

http://www.peta.org/skinnedalive
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Morrissey: Chinese People Are A 'Subspecies'

Morrissey is correct that treatment of animals in China is incredibly inhumane. There are no laws protecting them. However, the treatment of people as a whole is rather inhumane as well. He should not have categorized an entire nation of people as subhuman. There are many caring and decent people in China. Although there are no laws that could put this individual in jail, a group of such people worked to out and shame a woman in Hangzhou--a nurse, yet--who was supplementing her income by making crush videos. There are also people in China who are trying to improve the treatment of animals in their country. Just like anywhere else, there are good people and bad people in China. Placing a negative label on an entire group of people is always misinformed.
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Don Murray Held Marilyn Monroe Close in <em>Bus Stop</em>

Marilyn Monroe had some serious issues, there's no doubt. But she still had a class and dignity that so many of today's attention whores masquerading as performers are seriously lacking.
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Got an 86 on my first pathophysiology test. Not bad considering that I was flying by the seat of my pants!

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Having trouble forcing myself to take this *%*^) pathophysiology test (online.) Bribing self hasn't worked. May have to resort to beating.

Lady Gaga and the Pornification of America

Parents need to be aware of what their children are watching and in some ways talking to them about what they are seeing is even more important than simply barring them from watching certain things, which only leads to a feeling of desire for the taboo. Lady Gaga's videos are not appropriate for younger children, but I see no harm in allowing an older teen with whom one has discussed sexuality and self respect to watch them. Lady Gaga is artistic and although her material is sexual, she promotes independent thinking rather than being someone's toy/eye candy as does Katy Perry or the myriad of other pop tarts. If I were to overtly express my sexuality I would feel far more empowered doing it in the manner of Lady Gaga or, to go a bit further back in time, Mae West, who express themselves as thinking, independent, strong women. Using my sexuality only to gain the approval of men, becoming a plaything, would be to compromise my own self-respect.

In my opinion, Katy Perry went the pop tart route because the Christian icon route was not garnering her enough attention/money. She's a pretty girl but not particularly talented and not very interesting. Lady Gaga is creative, independent, and original. I always thought of her work as being more for an adult audience though as a teen, I would have appreciated her as well.
About Lady Gaga
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Heidi Montag Massages Breast Implants, Laments Ear Pinning

I lament every time I see Heidi Montag's name mentioned and I wish her 15 minutes were up. Would y'all like me to tweet the next time I do a breast self-exam or scratch my butt or pick my nose or anything? Because according to Heidi's logic, folks really like hearing about that kind of stuff!
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'Mike & Molly,' The Sitcom About People Who Happen To Be Fat

Drew, you seem to show more kindness than a lot of these prejudiced people and I salute you for that. Being overweight can be due to an eating disorder. Binge eating disorder is not talked about as often as bulimia or anorexia, but it is a real eating disorder. There are other factors that also go into a person's weight. It certainly doesn't help people avoid eating disorders that in this society people sneer at anyone who isn't a twig as being "fat." In Hollywood, people of average weight are expected to starve themselves down to an unhealthy thinness. We have a very sick and prejudiced society indeed. That is why I was glad to see some non-hateful thoughts like yours regarding this issue.

I have been on all ends of the eating disorder spectrum. I have starved myself, I have been bulimic, and currently I am struggling with the effects of having binge eaten for a number of years. My relationship with food is very negative because my relationship to myself is negative. It isn't that I sit around eating all day, but I tend to use food for comfort. I have no other addictions and I am otherwise healthy and I am active. People never know someone's whole story and should not judge till they've walked a mile in their shoes.
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'Mike & Molly,' The Sitcom About People Who Happen To Be Fat

From what I've seen, the focus of the show is their size--one fat joke after another. This is not affirming that people of size are just that--people. It is enforcing that it's "okay" to make jokes at the expense of someone who is larger. No, it is not okay. People who feel poorly about themselves are always looking for a scapegoat. These days if one scapegoats a person of another race, they will get shot down. But if someone who wants to make themselves feel better by making someone else feels bad wants to rip on a large person or a person with mental illness, it's still, sadly, socially acceptable.

Whether or not a larger person may be prone to more health problems is beside the point. The point is all the meanness I see in many of these comments, calling people piggy and sneering at them for being "unable to control themselves." Would you also rip on someone who is anorexic for being unable to put enough food in themselves? Didn't think so.

The shame and the hate help NOBODY. Being mean-spirited is a lot worse than being overweight. So how about we all stuff the viciousness and live and let live? Life is hard enough without all the junior high nastiness that we can all do without.
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Not pleased with the onset of arthritis in my hands. :-p It isn't entirely unexpected given the amount I do, but when they get cold--OUCH!

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Beer makes me so sexy. I sneeze my head off and then have to pee twice as often as normal. Yowza!

My dear brother writer Adam (Everhard) writes with the kind of passion I had before life crapped piles of doody (duty) down upon me.

Bipolar Disorder Research

This was something I posted in a discussion for my Pathophysiology class.

Bipolar affective disorder, formerly known as manic-depressive disorder, is a mood disorder with a cyclic pattern between a depressive state, a normal state, and a manic or hypomanic state. Type I bipolar disorder presents with full mania, Type II presents with hypomania. Bipolar disorder used to be classified as a psychosis, however not everyone with bipolar disorder presents with psychotic manifestations and thus it was re-classified as a mood disorder.

Scientists believe that the mutation for bipolar disorder occurs on the 13th chromosome. Recent studies conducted by J.A. Badner and E.S. Gershon have shown that the chromosomal regions 13q32-33 and 22q11 are believed to confer susceptibility to this disorder.

Bipolar disorder usually onsets at puberty, but there are childhood onset cases and sometimes it can be triggered later in life. It affects people of all races equally. There is no way to tell that a person has bipolar disorder by looking at them. Bipolar II can be misdiagnosed as unipolar depression as the hypomanic state does not present with the extreme behaviors of the manic state. In my own case, I was misdiagnosed as having unipolar depression with anxiety until I was 38 years old, when in fact I have Bipolar II.

A person having one parent with bipolar disorder has a 25% chance of manifesting the disease at some point in their life. If both parents have bipolar disorder, the chances rise to 50%.

Bipolar disorder can be treated by a variety of medications. One of the medications is usually a mood stabilizer such as Lithium. Each person is different and will respond differently to medications. I am personally unable to tolerate either antidepressants or sedatives and thus only take Lithium. Other people may not be able to tolerate Lithium but might respond well to other mood stabilizers or to antidepressants. Some mood stabilizers, such as Depakote, are also anti-seizure medications. Pharmacologically speaking, Lithium is a unique medication and is not classified as anything but a mood stabilizer.

References: The American Society of Human Genetics

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1180266/

Polymorphisms at the G72/G30 Gene Locus, on 13q33, Are Associated with Bipolar Disorder in Two Independent Pedigree Series

Eiji Hattori, Chunyu Liu, Judith A. Badner, Tom I. Bonner, Susan L. Christian, Manjula Maheshwari, Sevilla D. Detera-Wadleigh, Richard A. Gibbs, and Elliot S. Gershon

What I Look Like Isn't Who I Am

This was my response to a post at Day of the Woman regarding standards for female beauty.

I actually like to wear a little makeup and look as nice as is possible for a fat 45 year old broad, but it rarely happens due to lack of money combined with exhaustion leading to a tendency to inertia whenever I don't have to work. I have, however, always hated being defined by my appearance. Many an eon ago when dinosaurs roamed the earth I was applying for an administrative assistant position and happened to glance at what the interviewer was writing. It wasn't about my ability to type 75 WPM nor my stellar spelling skill. Nope, I was summed up in three words: "Cute little blonde."
I was not flattered, I was incensed.
Also, and I know I'm unusual in this, I do not like people commenting on any weight loss that may happen for me should I be able to stick to a diet or what have you. To me, this is a personal issue. It has nothing to do with my worth as a person. Compliment my cool outfit, should I be wearing one, or give me a generic "you look nice today." When someone says "you've lost weight--you look great!" I feel like saying "yeah, chemotherapy has that effect," because their comment implies "you looked like ten pounds of shit in a five pound sack before." I'm still the same person no matter what I weigh. That shouldn't enter into anything.
You know you've done a good post when it inspires a mini-post on my part--so, well done, BJC!

Dog Rescue

Today while driving down main street in the fair city of Longmont, I saw a little dog running down the middle of the street. Main is a very busy street and I was afraid the dog would get run over. I hit the hazard lights, opened the door, and fortunately, the dog jumped in.

It looks to be a Brussels Griffin, similar to the one in the picture above, only more gray in color. It's a really nice, mellow dog although it doesn't care for my cats.

I took it to my vet to have them scan for a microchip. It doesn't have one, and didn't have a collar. Over the week I'll have to call vets and the Boulder Humane Society to see if anyone reported a missing dog fitting the description. I am not going to put flyers because there are freaks out there. If someone puts up flyers with a picture of this particular dog, we'll be on the lookout for them. My son is currently attending the community college in Longmont to obtain his EMT certification, so he'll be able to watch for flyers and check the classified ads to see if someone is looking for the dog. Until then, I don't mind keeping her. She's really easy-going--other than the growling at the cats part. But even that isn't a real big deal and I think she'll get used to them pretty quickly.

The only thing is, I hope if someone's looking for her we connect quickly, otherwise I'm going to get really attached.

Dialogue

I was so happy with all the great responses I got on the last post. I tend to sometimes hold back on my thoughts and feelings as opposed to observations because it's painful to get cut down for those. Observations are easy because opinions are like assholes and everybody has them. And some people ARE them. Assholes, that is.

I realize that if I am a borderline Aspie, it would explain a lot about why working in a field like health care seems poisonous to me. There's too much stimulation. And here I've been doing it on and off for more than 20 years. Something like being a radio DJ, which I've always dreamed of, might actually be better because most of the time, even though there is public contact, I'd be in my own little world. I've never been able to make people understand that I don't dislike being a caregiver because I hate people--I don't really HATE anybody unless they do something truly heinous--I dislike being a caregiver because of having to always be ON. I never understood it before myself. Maybe this new level of understanding will actually help me to be kinder to myself, and maybe in the long run to open up a little more to others who are like me, rather than to the first person who shows me attention. Such people are often predators. There are vampires, folks, but they aren't immortal undead blood suckers. They are energy drainers who, if allowed in, destroy one's self esteem and leave them with just a shell. I am now working on shutting out the energy vampires and being more discerning--and eventually more open--to the good people.

Asperger-ish?

I took this test to determine the possibility that my discomfort in social situations and inability to interact with people in a socially adept way may indicate Asperger's syndrome.

I scored a 29. According to their scale:

Average woman scores 15. Average female scientist scores 17. Average man scores 18. Average male scientist scores 19. Average computer scientist of either sex scores 21. Average mathematician scores 24.

Scores over 32 indicate possible Asperger's or high functioning autism.

I am not saying that I am a genius by any means, but I actually did a test to see if I could get into Mensa, and I can (in spite of my incredibly shitty understanding of math.) I did not join, but it was interesting to know that I could, because I took the test as a lark. I was actually judged as being borderline retarded because of my poor scoring on the Ravens test (a type of IQ test that determines pattern recognition abilities) when I was twelve years old. What I learned was that I am not in fact retarded (except socially, evidently) but I am somewhat dyslexic. This surprised me because I am better than average at spelling, but I do have to triple check any number to make sure that I have it correct. 

I may not have Asperger's syndrome, but the test that I took does reflect that I have a terrible ability to mesh with normal society, because I don't think like "normal" people do. I'm not antisocial but I am somewhat asocial. I don't care a thing for being fashionable or looking or acting like everyone else. I notice what people look like and am in fact fascinated by facial features, different hair and skin colors, and figuring out what a person's heritage may be based on these factors. I also started noticing people who might have disorders in their genotype based on its expression their phenotype. For instance, you may enjoy this essay on Marfan Syndrome, a genetic mutation on the 15th chromosome which interferes with the production of fibrillin.

There's an old song by Rod Stewart, the main line of which is "she's just a little misunderstood, that's all."

People do tend to misunderstand my intentions. They get angry at the way I put things under a microscope, yet get angry at the way I find it impossible to categorize things in the same way that they do. Other women want to talk about how "hot" guys are. I may know if a guy is attractive to me, though my perceptions of attractive tend to be radically different from other people's. But I wouldn't know "hot" from the proper measurements to make nitroglycerin. I will not feel "hot" for somebody unless I have gotten to know something about him and there is reason to. To me, "hot" is a feeling, not an arbitrary attribute. I could go on all day about why certain facial features may or may not make a person attractive given another person's perspective. But is he hot? I don't know. That's subjective. Is he "hot" to you? Fine, that's how you feel. Does it really matter whether or not I do? I don't know the guy. I don't really feel it is right of me to pass such a value judgment on him.

It's this sort of thing that tends to alienate me from the crowd. I am not willing to pass a value judgment on another person based on his or her physical appearance. Some of the ugliest people are packaged in technically pretty wrappings, and some of the most beautiful people have external packages that may be a little the worse for wear. I tend to prefer the ones who are a little rough around the edges externally but beautiful inside to the ones who are considered beautiful outside but either have nothing on the inside, or worse, have nothing but ugliness there. Getting to know some people is like unwrapping a pretty box filled with cockroaches and centipedes. It is very traumatic and destructive.

One of my problems is that whenever a connection is severed, I tend to think about it obsessively to the point that my productivity is compromised. I am not sure if this is a feature of my OCD, a feature of my borderline personality disorder, if I actually have a degree of Asperger's, or a combination of the three. A lot of these disorders express co-morbidly. There may be overlapping features. 

I may be hard to figure--hell, I've really never figured myself out. But I do want to have friends. I'm very lonely. I may be incapable of being a social butterfly, but I'd love it if someone understood me a little. I hate looking in my email and finding nothing but fucking penny stock picks and advertisements. I wish that sometimes I'd get an email from a person.

I hope that maybe someone reading this will understand me just a little.

Heidi Montag Wants Huge Breast Implants OUT

I am going to try really, really hard not to be snarky, because I really, really cannot stand this woman. However, I will try to let compassion rule and say that I think that she very much needs to get counseling to discern the reason why she would want to have implants of such a ridiculous size in the first place. I also think that it's reprehensible that plastic surgeons agree to such extreme modifications.

I once had a co-worker who was quite literally flat-chested. She had surgery to increase her bust to between a full B to small C cup. I could understand that, although I saw nothing wrong with her before. But what Heidi Montag and people like her have done to themselves, having outlandishly large implants placed in their bodies, is quite literally not a sane action. She obviously has serious body image issues or she never would have requested such drastic surgery.
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Know/Wonk? American University Branding Effort Underwhelms Students

I was thinking that most people find it embarrassing to be known as a "Wonker." They really didn't think this one through at all.
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The New, Atypical College Student: NPR Report

It's long past time for schools to reshape their curricula to work with the lives of the ever-increasing numbers of non-traditional students. Many schools do offer classes at various times, as well as online class options. For those who have never taken an online class, it is NOT easier, although it does offer the option of doing the classwork at odd hours and the convenience of not having to go to a classroom. I have, in fact, found that the tests in online classes are harder. Plus if you are an auditory learner, such a format would be terrible for you.

My own experience with inflexible curriculum hell concerns the nursing program that I am involved with. Many of the classes have no afternoon or evening option, and the clinical shifts have no afternoon option. I can understand not having a night shift option as the night shift is an odd beast (note that I did not say easier.) But for someone who works night shift on their regular job (as I do) doing a day shift clinical is pure hell. Having an evening shift option would be preferable.

The difficulties I am experiencing in completing the nursing certification seem to be pretty ubiquitous. If there is indeed a nursing shortage, doesn't it stand to reason that schools (and the federal funding sources) would want to make obtaining a certification more feasible?

I don't even have room to discuss financial aid gripes--which are many.
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An Ode to Black Women and a Fair, Firm Message to ALL Others

I can't say I know how it feels to live as a black woman because I am white and thus my saying such a thing would be hypocritical. I can say that from reading your words I feel and understand your pain and outrage.

I do think that there is a negative trend concerning women regardless of race. Those who stand up for our right to be treated as human rather than allowing ourselves to be sexualized, those of us who demand to be treated with respect and equality, are seen as being too demanding, too angry, and having standards that are too high. As if we should be pleased at being objectified and treated as second class citizens.

I know that wasn't the major point of your article but it really resonated with me.

Women of all races need to stand up for one another. I hope you will keep speaking the truth even though I am sure you will encounter detractors.
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The Syfy Channel: Dumbing Down and Crapping Up

An article on the Cracked website explains why the Sci Fi channel changed their name from Sci Fi to the far sillier Syfy. Which, as one commenter said, should be pronounced Siffy. The most informative section reads thus:

In 2009, Sci-fi renamed itself as Syfy. The following quotes were made by Syfy channel owners about it (bold type added for emphasis):

"We'll get the heritage and the track record of success, and we'll build off of that to build a broader, more open and accessible and relatable and human-friendly brand."- Dave Howe, President of Syfy

"The name Sci Fi has been associated with geeks and dysfunctional, antisocial boys in their basements with video games and stuff like that, as opposed to the general public and the female audience in particular...We spent a lot of time in the '90s trying to distance the network from science fiction, which is largely why it's called Sci Fi."- Tim Brooks, founder of Sci-Fi

So, between the President and founder, we learn a few things:

1. They are happy that people are watching and that they are successful

2. They do not consider the people who watch their channel human

3. They made a science fiction channel in an effort to separate themselves from science fiction, as science fiction fans are antisocial boys in their basements with video games and 'stuff'. Perhaps this explains music television?

4. They're willing to rewrite their own history.

Read more: http://www.cracked.com/funny-5398-syfy-channel/#ixzz0xdCldWDT

So, from what yours truly can gather, they had to dumb down their content and Hipsterize their name to appeal to "humans" because nerds aren't human. Also, nerds are all emotionally disturbed adolescent male virgins living in their mom's basement.
As a 45 year old female nerd who has my own basement, who was married for 11 years, and who has a child (the logical conclusion being that I did procreate at some point) I beg to differ. No one has yet proved that I'm not human, and I preferred the old Sci Fi format. And I find the name "Syfy" to be not charming but annoying. Just like most hipster stuff. Admissibly I do find some of their originally bad content good for an amusing waste of time occasionally, but I'd prefer something of at least questionably redeeming value during an average viewing day.

I Can't Make This Shit Up

Yes, Play-Doh perfume. Don't believe me? Look here.

They sell that Demeter perfume at Wild Oats natural foods. They also have one in the appalling--er--appealing scent of "Funeral Home." I'm not sure if I'm supposed to find the cloying scent of lilies combined with the distinctive odor of embalming fluid somehow comforting, or if when I wear this scent I'll draw to me the ghoul of my dreams. Seriously, I do not wish to be approached by a guy who is interested in me because I smell like a funeral parlor.

Sara Rue's Jenny Craig Commercial: 50 Pounds Heavier I Didn't Want To Leave The House (VIDEO)

The multibillion dollar diet industry has us all by the short hairs. It's sad when people get into the mindset (I am also guilty of this) of "until I see a certain number on the scale, I can't pursue my dreams." What a crock!

If no-one has ever seen the Twilight Zone episode "Number Twelve Looks Just Like You," it's worth a look. A world where everybody looks the same is a very boring one. I despise the Hollywood standard, which gives us nothing but Botoxed faces, fake boobs, and skinny manikins. A lot of the time I prefer watching foreign films because there is more diversity in the way people look--just like in the real world.

A decision to lose weight is a personal one. And personally, I don't like compliments based on my appearance other than perhaps a generic "you look nice today." I look how I look. It's meaningless. The only compliments that are worth anything to me are those based on my accomplishments. I suppose it could be argued that getting in shape is an "accomplishment," but I see it as more a personal thing.

Anyway, we shouldn't be judging one another based on looks but on how we treat one another and the world around us.
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Samantha Ronson: 'F*ck Religion'

I realize that this is the Entertainment section and therefore almost nothing that appears here is actually newsworthy, but I feel the need to query why this information was deemed worthy to appear in even the Entertainment section? Talk about a complete and utter non-issue. Next they'll be telling us when someone complains about the toilet paper in a public rest room not being soft enough.
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Britney Spears In A Wedding Dress, Veil (PHOTOS)

I find the photo creepy because I find a lot of the Manga and its focus on a Lolita-esque quality in females creepy. Yet I don't understand the thoughts of those who are stating that this is "skanky." She is completely covered and not posed at all seductively.
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Nancy Dolman Dead: Martin Short's Wife Dies

In fact, we all produce abnormal cells that are usually trapped and destroyed by our immune systems. But sometimes one gets through and manages to duplicate, and that's when you have trouble. Most cells are programmed to die eventually, but cancer cells are literally immortal.

One of my great uncles died from prostate cancer. After the first round of treatment when it reappeared, he didn't want to go through chemotherapy again. He said to us "this too is nature," meaning the cancer. He was a good man--I still miss him.
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Nancy Dolman Dead: Martin Short's Wife Dies

Aw, that's too bad. They seem like nice people, and what a beautiful thing, to have a long and successful marriage. I feel bad for Martin.
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Jenna Jameson: Celebrities LIE About Sex Tape Victimization

 A commenter stated her opinion that Jenna Jameson was just jealous and that Kim Kardashian is "the Queen Bee." And that Kim somehow provided "diversity" in her sex tape.

The Cheesemeister pondered: Honestly--Kim Kardashian is the Queen Bee of what? Having rich parents so she never had to work a day in her life and developing no discernible talent or skill? Having Botoxed her robot-looking face? I'm not sure what she is the "Queen Bee" of, exactly.

As for diversity, Jenna and Kim both look like they're made out of plastic. So I'm not sure where this "diversity" comes into play.

About Sex Tapes
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Jenna Jameson: Celebrities LIE About Sex Tape Victimization

Say it isn't so! Such good and pure souls as Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Kendra Wilkinson and Heidi Montag are liars as well as useless plastic skanks? I...I'm so disillusioned!
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Laurence Fishburne Secretly Footing Montana's Legal Bills In Violent Assault Case

My feeling is that this is a very sick young woman. I'm not saying this to be snide or mean, nor from some holier than thou position. My own bipolar disorder was misdiagnosed until I was nearly 40, because type II bipolar disorder presents with hypomanias rather than full manias. While I never considered a career in porn nor was I promiscuous, I would get involved with (and obsessed with) men who were extremely bad for me and make inane, self-destructive decisions. As I am not a psychologist and have not spoken to Ms. Fishburne personally I can't say for sure that she has bipolar disorder, but many of her statements and actions lead me to believe that she does have some sort of psychiatric dysfunction.

People on the whole still tend to see mental illness as somehow less worthy of concern than physical illness, and see those who suffer from it as less intelligent or even less human. Thus, those who need help and their families are often ashamed to seek treatment.

I hope that this young woman gets treatment for her very real psychiatric issues before it's too late for her. Untreated bipolar disorder, for instance, has a strikingly high rate of attempted suicide.
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How to Stop Hiding and Reclaim Our Lives

An excellent piece and just what I needed to read. Not your fault that I cringed at the part about the hiding from commitment--I literally and genuinely do not want that sort of commitment. I have been celibate for 12 years and plan to remain that way for life. I have bipolar disorder and borderline personality disorder and romantic connections are extremely unhealthy for me. However, what I would like to change is my place in life. I am a caregiver and a very unhappy one. The stuff I love is all artistic--writing, acting, art. But on and off since 1988 I have worked in long term care facilities and am even involved in a nursing certification program even though I hate the idea of working as a caregiver for the rest of my life. I have no idea how to make the transition. I submit short stories to anthologies for charity and I did at one point self-publish a book, which I later pulled from circulation. I'm nearly 50 years old and this is a miserable place to be. I appreciate this piece and the non-blaming style in which you wrote it. Sometimes such articles tend to be acerbic, but yours was not. I hope to read more from you in the future.
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Anna Paquin & Stephen Moyer Get Married

Not that my opinion matters one damn bit, but they might have a better chance of lasting than some couples because their relationship has survived the initial infatuation period. A lot of the time when the initial "spark" cools off, people drift away from each other, particularly if they are the type of individual that becomes bored if things don't have that feeling of newness. I tend to be real cynical about the staying power of the relationships of couples in the entertainment business, but they seem more sensible than a lot of show biz types, and I hope it works out for them.
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Anna Paquin & Stephen Moyer Get Married

Nooo...not all women. I don't think being bi/lesbian is "gross" or such, I'm just neutral on the subject. I have never had the desire to touch or kiss another woman. However, I fully support same sex marriage and equality of people of all sexual orientations.

I hope I didn't come off as attacking you--I guess I just tire of all the people (men, mostly) who are so fond of saying that ALL women are bisexual. I suppose all PEOPLE are actually bisexual to a greater or lesser degree--which would mean that all MEN are bisexual too, guys.

Also, most of the women I've known aren't soft and sweet. They're bitchy, evil, back-stabbing wenches. That's not exactly going to be a temptation in any case.

I think the reason she made such a "big deal" about her own sexual preference is that she was trying to be supportive of others who might be struggling with their own sexuality. I doubt that she meant for it to become the issue that others made it out to be.
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Heidi Montag & Karissa Shannon SEX TAPE: Heidi Girl-On-Girl With Playboy Playmate

 Fellow reader: I think I'm about the only female who hasn't made a sex tape.
Me: What a coincidence--I too am a female who has not made a sex tape. Some adolescent mind reading this might interpret that as "hot" in some way that there are two women who haven't yet made a sex tape. Maybe that's girl on girl inaction.
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